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It wasn’t all red tape

It may have seemed that most of our time in Malta was spent in government offices but we did manage to get out and about to enjoy the charms of the capital, Valletta, where we rented a masionette. We were originally supposed to stay in Birgu, where my mother was born and raised but a last minute drama with the property we had booked had us relocated to the capital. A blessing in disguise as it turned out. We both enjoy being city dwellers and, as nice and sentimental it would have been to stay in Birgu, we would have missed the cafes, restaurants and all the bustle Valletta has to offer, not to mention it’s close proximity to the citizenship office!
The weather in June, in my opinion, is perfect. Sunshine and 27/28 degrees every day. Some days are windy but after all, it is a rock in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea.
On one of our days off, we caught a ferry to the ‘three cities’ (Birgu, Bormla & Isla) across the Grand Harbour from Valletta.

The area is of great significance to me as my mother, as I mentioned earlier, is from Birgu (or Vittoriosa in English) and my father was from Isla (or Senglea)
We went looking for my father’s sister who we’d had no contact with for over ten years. It became obvious that her flat was uninhabited when we located it. Beginning to think she may have passed, I called into a grocery store opposite to ask the proprietor if he knew of my aunts whereabouts. He informed us that she was taken to a home as a result of a fall some time back. After a few phone calls, we had located her whereabouts and went to visit her the next day. I really had no idea what to expect, would she remember me? She had to be about 80 years old, despite the fact I have known her since I was six years old, our unions have been very sparse.
Apparently, she had suffered a stroke and was bound to a wheelchair and that is why she couldn’t return to her first storey flat in Senglea. Some of the nurses in the home were very friendly, especially a student nurse looking after my aunt Mary. As we approached her we recognised her immediately, she was giving a nurse grief about not wanting to eat her lunch. She looked up at me ready to give me a spray as I think she thought I was a hospital official but as I cautiously lent forward to tell her I was her brother’s son, she paused for several seconds before her face lit up lunging forward to hug me with all the gusto of a wrestling manoeuvre. I was so happy she recognised me and happier that the facility and staff were far more pleasant than I imagined. The student nurse patiently translated for us as my aunt’s English is as good (or as bad) as my Maltese!
The hospital administration were also (unofficially) able to put us in contact with my cousins, both of whom we caught up with. We also caught up with a very good primary school friend of mine who happened to be holidaying there at the time.
I had to spend time dealing with the government also. Although I already have Maltese citizenship I needed to obtain an ‘Identity Card’. The process required a lot of paperwork and signatures of course. My major stumbling block was finding a doctor, lawyer or priest that had known me for at least two years. I brainstormed the idea that the priest in Senglea would sign the document for me, he didn’t know me but surely he would take into consideration that he knew my aunt and after all, my father came from there. He was sympathetic to my cause but being a younger guy he was overly cautious saying “if I sign this they might put me in jail.” “They’re not going to put you in jail father” I felt like saying. If it was an older priest I’m sure he would have signed but I didn’t want to push the point.
Long story short, I got my Identity card and we ticked off one of our missions.


After just eleven days we were packing our bags to fly to Catania. It was a little sad leaving Malta so soon but we will be returning as we need to finalise Linda’s residency card application and that requires documents we need to source from Australia. In the meantime, a leisurely road trip through Italy stopping at villages that are not swarmed with tourists and offer traditional food and wine is what we needed. We have noticed that in Italy, they are very proud to announce that they have made a particular food item themselves. The fresh food markets have produce that looks and smells so good.
We decided to fly to Sicily because our original plan of getting a ferry was actually dearer, and Linda doesn’t do floating craft well. We also agreed that we were getting a little too old to be climbing on buses and trains, especially with our cumbersome luggage. So we flew to Catania, picked up a little rental (and I mean little) which we were to drop off in Rome 23 days later.
Our first destination was the small Island in Syracuse ‘Ortigia’. Yes, it was full of tourists but we can’t have the whole place to ourselves and it was well worth experiencing. Linda had booked us into a nice little ‘loft apartment’ with a kitchenette which allowed us to cook our own meals. The roads were so narrow I was beginning to appreciate our tiny car, even though I felt I could pedal faster! But I was also very conscious of the hefty insurance excess as every car seems to have scrapes and scratches along the sides. We found our new lodgings, unloaded our luggage and I set off in search of the parking garage as the limited street parking was for residents only.

At risk of sending you off to sleep, I am going to leave this here till the next time.

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Well the journey begins:

We don’t do holidays like normal people do. Our key objective on our arrival in Malta was to fast track Linda’s citizenship application. We were originally quoted at least 3 years wait when we applied earlier this year. Our mission, on the sly advice of an insider of the Maltese Consulate in Melbourne, was to turn up at the ‘citizenship office’ each morning and basically annoy and/or charm the employees into fast tracking the application.

On the first day of our visit to the office, we were told the process will take at least a year (a minor win already) and we could possibly apply for ‘Freedom of Movement’ in the meantime, but “interviews” for this were booked up for the next few months, so it would be a waste of time for us to wait around (for a possible cancellation)- “That is not how it works here”, they explained.

We were eventually granted an interview in August to obtain the ‘Freedom of Movement’ letter which would allow Linda to stay in Europe for longer than 90 days. This was very important to us as if we have to leave the EU after 90 days, we have to stay out for another 90 days before returning! Seriously compromising our travel plans and our ability to honour the ‘house sits’ we have organised.

While we were appreciative of the meeting in August, as it was only June and we had places to go and people to meet, we decided we would turn up at the citizenship office at 7:30am every morning and prop ourselves in the waiting room until they would see us! I likened it to going off to work each morning, we have even become a regular at a coffee shop along the way.

Since we weren’t having much luck with an earlier interview, we were facing the prospect of having to fly back to Malta in between house sits in France and Germany if we had to wait for the August meeting. It would be costly and stressful as there is just a narrow window of time available.

Well it seemed our persistence paid off! Shortly after we arrived home after a hard day at the office one afternoon, I received a mail stating that they had granted an interview with us for the upcoming Thursday (might have had something to do with the email we sent to the Prime Minster’s personal email address!!!!! Apparently he loves to hear from people!!!).

It was a huge relief but we weren’t too confident yet because they wanted us to bring original documents that we did not have with us- We had provided them to the consulate in Melbourne so they should have them on file but we weren’t getting too excited just yet.

News of the interview had allowed us to book a flight to Catania for the Friday where we would pick up a rental car to drop off in Rome on the 8th July. This would give us time to explore some ‘off the beaten track’ villages along the way.

The day of our interview arrived and we turned up at the office ahead of time, not even stopping for our usual coffee along the way. Despite our 10am appointment it was closer to midday by the time we were called in. We were sent to separate offices and asked questions about each other and our family members, obviously to ensure we were not staging our relationship for Linda to get a free ticket into Malta! A bit like a movie I had seen.

Fortunately we knew enough about each other to pass and we were given a letter stating that Linda could stay in Malta.

Containing our excitement was easy because moments after I was asked to read the contents of the letter, we were told that we needed to go to another department to get a ‘Residency Card’. Of course the Residency card department was so full,  the queue spilt out into the hallway. As we did not have copies of our passports and other documents needed, we ventured out to have lunch and get some photocopies. On our return to the residency department our number still had not been called so we were feeling confident of having our work completed and shouting ourselves a day off.

Sadly, that was not the case. “Where are your copies?” the expressionless officer demanded from us when we were called to her desk. We produced them proudly expecting this to be a breeze. “Where are the copies of the blank pages of your passport?” All of a sudden I thought she had a sense of humour after all! By the time I finished laughing, noticing that she was not the slightest bit amused, I realised she was not joking.

While she was briefly away from her desk, Linda browsed through the list of required documents and it actually stated that blank pages were not required. Look, Linda told her on her return, “Not required, it says so right here”. “Oh, that is a mistake” she barked back.

This was the point that broke my resistance to the whole bureaucratic red tape and public service mentality. Up until this point I was proud of my patience and understanding how things work in these departments and my awareness that loosing your temper would not help our cause. ‘Tell them what they want to hear, play their game!’ That was the tact we were taking. But when she was insisting for copies of blank pages, I lost my shit. “Blank Pages?!” I blasted out questioningly, several times while looking her in the eye. If there was a ream of paper nearby, I would have grabbed several pages and slammed them on the desk in front of her but thankfully, for the benefit of our cause, there was not.

Linda could see it was time to leave the building to regroup and re-strategise our approach.

So here we are, in a lemon orchard high above the Sicilian coastline taking some time out.

Stay tuned for the next stage….

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